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Tasteless Jokes

tasteless jokes

 

Q.What breaks if you give it to a two year old?

A:Their hips.

 

Q.Top of Form

What’s better than winning the special Olympics?

A:Not being retarded

 

Q : Where do you send Jews with ADHD?Bottom of Form

A:To a concentration camp.

 

Q.How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

A:They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

 

Q.What’s black and screams?

A:Stevie Wonder answering the iron

 

Q.How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

A:None..he fell.

Q.How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A:None.

 

The guy walks down, sees Betsy — she’s not the best looking, but she would do.

 

He puts it in and it’s the worst feeling he’s ever had on his dick — like

 

sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. “Um. something’s wrong, can

 

you do something about that?” Betsy crinkles her face, then says, “Why of

 

course! But it will run you another five bucks.” She pockets the fiver and goes

 

to the bathroom and is back in no time.
The guy puts it back in and now, it’s the complete opposite: it’s the best feeling

 

he’s ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, “oh my god… that

 

felt amazing… what did you do??” Betsy smiles, and says, “for the extra five bucks, i pick the scabs.”

 

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Q.What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

A:Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until he’s 13

 

Q.What’s the difference between a little boy and bag of cocaine?

A:Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

 

 

Q.What starts with “N,” ends with “R,” and is a word you never want to call a black person?
A:”Neighbor.”

 

 

 

 

Q.What’s the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?
A:Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

 

 

Q.What do you call a black woman who has an abortion?
A:A crimestopper.

 

Q.What’s the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A:A pizza can feed a family of four.

 

 

 

 

 

What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart?
She just called them by their last names.

 

 

Q.What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

A: Lets go get Jobs

 

 

 

Q.When does a Pentagon have 4 sides?
A:When it intersects a plane.

 

 

Q.How are children like cellphones?
A:If you’ve lost one and haven’t found it in a couple days, chances are it’s probably dead.

 

 

Q.What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A:You can’t milk a cow for 10 years

 

 

Q.What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
A:Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until he’s 13

 

 

Q.Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A:Yeah, neither have they.

 

 

Q.Why do shower heads have 11 holes?
A:Because Jews only have 10 fingers

 

 

 

 

Q.What did they call the Oompa Loompas at Auschwitz?
A:Concentrated orange Jews.

 

 

Q.What’s a Jew’s biggest dilemma?
A:Free ham

 

 

Q.What’s the difference between a little boy and bag of cocaine?
A:Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q.Why don’t you see black people on cruise ships?
A:They’re not falling for that again.

 

Q.What do you call a womanwho has lost 95 percent of her intelligence?

 

A:Divorced

 

 

Q.How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A:None.

 

 

 

Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1

 

checks her watch and takes a pill “Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby.”

 

Mom 2 takes a pill and says, “Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby.” Mom 3

 

takes a pill and says, “Thalidomide…I can’t knit sleeves.”

 

tasteless jokes

 

 

Q.How does a black woman know she’s pregnant?
A:When she pulls out the tampon, the cottons already been picked.

 

 

 

Q.Why does California have earthquakes while Louisiana has black people?
A:California got first pick.

 

 

I feel like pedophiles get a bad rep, people should feel bad for them, they have a hard time fitting in.

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Q.What do you call a black woman who has an abortion?
A:A crimestopper.

 

Q.How do you get a Jewish girl’s number?

A:You roll up her sleeve

 

 

Roses are red,

Voilets are glorious,

Don’t try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius

 

 

Q.Why does California have earthquakes while Louisiana has black people?
A:California got first pick.

 

 

Q.What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A:Punch her.

 

 

Q.Why does beyoncé sing “To the left, to the left”?
A:Because blacks have no rights.

 

 

Q.Why is aspirin white?
A:So it will work.

 

tasteless jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in your pool?

 

A:Throw in your laundry.

 

 

Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?

 

A: Because his wife died.

 

 

 

Michael J Fox didn’t know until it was announced this past week that his friend

 

Robin Williams had recently been diagnosed with Parkinsons. Naturally, he was

 

shaken.

 

 

You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly

 

past schools.

 

 

 

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It

 

appears that Nigerians and Zimbabweans is not the correct answer.

 

 

 

There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Durban, but I’ve been banned

 

from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

 

 

 

Q.What’s the difference between a Ferrari and 12 dead whores?

A:I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage!

 

 

Q.Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
A:Hitler

 

 

Q.Why do black people only have nightmares?
A:Because we shot the last one that had a dream

 

 

Q.why can’t orphans play baseball?

 

A:Tehy don’t know where home is.

 

 

Q.why did Hitler kill himself?

 

A:He saw the gas bill.

 

 

 

 

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