Knock Knock Jokes for getting Funny

By | August 3, 2017

Knock Knock Jokes :  The knock-knock jokes was started in America from the early 20th century.These jokes are liked and enjoyed by all the people both young and old.but some people also critisized these knock-knock jokes.Melissa douty is a stand up comic who competed in world series of comedy in 2015 began her career with knock-knock joke.

Knock Knock Jokes For Getting Funny

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the first joke she told was at the age of 4.Before the knock-knock jokes there were ‘Do you know” jokes.By the mid 1930’s  knock-knock jokes were to be heard everywhere.Busineses staged contests on knock-knock.In Harrisburg people at WBKO Radio station told knox jokes on air throughout the day. In chester Edgmont expanded it marketing campaign and announced knock knock contest with prizes.Knock-Knock clubs were formed in Iowa,Kansas and Illinois.kids also enjoy knock knock jokes very much.

Knock Knock Jokes

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  1. 1. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

 

 

  1. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co…

MOO!

 

 

3.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

 

4.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

 

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5.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

 

6.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Yule log.

Yule log who?

Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

 

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7.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Sherlock.

Sherlock who?

Sherlock your door shut tight.

 

8.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you! Hand over your cash!

 

 

9.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

 

10.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

 

 

 

11.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help gettin’ in the door.

 

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12.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

 

13.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

 

14.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

 

15.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

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16.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside—let me in!

 

17.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

 

18.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

 

19.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

 

20.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you! Hand over your cash!

 

21.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

 

22.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

 

23.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!

 

24.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

 

25.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

 

26.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?

 

27.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

 

28.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.

 

29.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

 

30.Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

 

31.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”

 

32.Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

 

33.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.

 

34.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

 

35.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

 

 

36.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

 

37.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

 

38.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?

 

39.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

 

40.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

 

41.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!

42.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

 

43.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

 

44.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

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45.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business who’s there.

 

46.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

 

47.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

 

48.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?

 

49.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

 

50.Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

 

51.Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

52.Why did Lisa fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.

53.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

 

54.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

55.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Um, no thanks.

56.Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

 

57.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rupert Pippslebum.
Rupert Pippslebum who?
And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?

58.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

 

59.Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?

 

60.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.

 

61.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?

62.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

 

63.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!

 

  1. 64. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!

 

 

 

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