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Q.Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

A:He PASTA away

 

Q.What’s better than winning silver in the special olympics?

A:Not being retarded.

 

Q.It has four legs and it can fly,What is it?

A:Two birds.

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Q.What’s whitney’s Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

A:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Q.Where do we  get virgin wool from?

A:Ugly Sheep

 

Stupid Jokes

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Q.What is white and flies up?

A:A retarded snowflake.

 

Two guys walk into a bar,the third guy ducks.

 

Q.Andy has 150 candy bars.He eats 125.What does andy have now?

A:Andy has diabetes now.

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Q.Who is the king of the class room?

A:The Ruler.

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Q.Why do cows wear bells?

A:Their horns don’t work.

 

Q.What is the difference between three and two?

A:One!

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Q.A man drops his phone on a concrete floor.The phone is fine,no damage.How come?

A:He had it on airplane mode.

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Q.Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

A:Because he doesn’t want to be spotted!

 

Q.What’s transparent and smells like worms?

A:A bird’s fartJ

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Q.what do you call someone who point out the obvious?

A:Someone who point out the obvious.

 

Q.What is blue and smells like a red paint?

A:Blue paint.

 

Q.What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

A:Nothing,they just waved.

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Q.Why does bees hum?

A:They don’t remember the text!

 

Q.How do you get holy water?

A:Boil the hell out of it.

 

Best Bad Jokes

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Q.What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A:I don’t know and I don’t care.

 

One twin to the other:”You are ugly.”

 

 

Q.Where does a general keep his army?

A:In his sleevy

 

Q.What is the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wale’s?

A:One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Q.What do prisoners use to call each other?

A:Cell phones

 

Last words of a highly poisonous snake?

“Drat ,I bit myself on the tongue!”

 

 

Q.What do you call a bee that produces milk?

A:Boobee

 

  1. What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

A:Thunderware!

Dumb Jokes

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Q.what did the teacher do with the student’s cheese report?

A:She “grated “ it!

 

Q.What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A:A stick!

 

Q.Where did they first make French fries?

A:In grease.

 

 

  1. Why did the dolphin kill himself?

A:He had no porpoise in his life!

 

Paul: I have good news and the bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Michael: The good news.

Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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Q.Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?

A:One ran in short bursts,the other in burst shorts!

 

At work:

Excuse me, may  i disturb you shortly?

Of course ,what is it?

Nothing,I just wanted to disturb you.

 

Q.How are a chicken and grape alike?

A:They are both purple…except for the chicken.

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Q.What do you call a cow with no legs?

A.Ground beef.

 

Q.How can you tell a groom is polish?

A:He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

 

Q.When you leave school ,you should become a bone specialist.

A:You’ve certainly got the head for it.

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Q.What do you get from a pampered cow?

A:Spoiled milk.

 

Q.What is a zebra?

A:26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

 

Whenever i am sad i just read my blood donor ID.it always says “B positive”

 

Q.Why do gorillas have bi nostrils?

A:Because they have big fingers.

 

 

 

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.
How can you tell you have an elephant in your bedroom?

By the big “E” on his pajamas.

 

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A gummy bear sits on a power line and says to the other gummy bear, “brzzztbrzzztbbbbrzzztbrrrrzt”.
At the movies: “Sorry we’re all sold out down to the last place.” “Excellent, I’ll have the last place then.”

Two cows sit in the basement, chopping up oil.

He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

A screwdriver goes in through the door, goes up the wall, crosses the ceiling, heads back down the other wall and goes out through the second door.

One cow looks at the other and says, “This is insane, did you see that?” “Yeah, totally insane, he never greets.”

More : Jokes For Kids

A guy orders at a bakery, “I’d like 19 buns please.”

The baker suggests, “I think you should take 20, sir.”

“Why?” asks the man, puzzled.

The baker replies, “That way, you would have one more!”

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.” The other one says, “Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.

 

 

What is white and rolls up a mountain slope?

An avalanche who wants to get home because it’s gotten dark already.

 

Why did the elephant wear green socks?

Because the red ones were wet.

Why did the elephant swim on his back?

So his green ones wouldn’t get wet too.

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Oh, they were laughing when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now!”

 

What do you get when you crossbreed a mail pigeon and a parrot?

A mail pigeon who stops to ask for directions.
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Question: What is green and has big, sturdy wheels?

Answer: The grass. The wheels were a lie.

 

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Helium walks into a bar and orders water. Bartender apologizes, “Sorry sir but we’re currently out of water.” What does Helium do? It doesn’t react.
What did the cowboy say to the cow that stood on the barn roof?

Get down, cow!

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Why are pigs not allowed to ride bikes?

Because they lack the thumbs to ring the bell.

 

Q.How do you catch a bra?

A:With a bobby trap.

 

Q.what’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

A:Snow balls!

 

Q.What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?

A:Kara-tea

 

Q.What’s the Internet’s favorite animal?

A:The lynx

Oh, see, okay… the joke here is a play on one of the most famous lines from an award-winning 1994 film, starring Tom Hanks. That would be a hilarious password if he were a real person.

 

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