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Q. Which month do soldier’s hate the most?

A:The month of March.

  • Q.Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
    A:Because it’s pointless.

 

  • Q.what did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    A:You looked flushed

 

  • Q.What do lawyers wear to court?
    A:Lawsuits!

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  • Q.What do they call cans in mexico?
    A:Mexi-cans

 

  • Q.What did the tree say to the wind?
    A:Leaf me alone

 

  • Q.Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
    A:”Smiles” because there is a mile between each ‘s’

 

  • Q.When does Friday come before Thursday?
    A:In the Dictionary

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  • Q.What did one hat say to another?
    A:You stay here I’ll go on a head

 

  • Q.What did the lawyer name his daughter?
    A:Sue

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  • Q.Why did the computer go to a doctor?
    A:Because it had a virus

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  • Q.Why are Frogs so happy?
    A:They eat whatever bugs them.

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  • Q.What do clouds wear under their shorts?
    A:Thunderpants.

 

  • Q.What did one egg say to the other?
    A:Eggs-cuse me,please

 

  • Q.What did the old chimney say to the younger one?
    A:But you’re way too young to smoke.

 

  • Q.What did the traffic light say to the car?
    A:Don’t look ! I’m about to change

 

  • Q.Why was the little strawberry crying?
    A:His mom was in a jam.

 

  • Q.How many lips does a flower have?
    A:Tu-lips

 

  • Q.What do u call a shoe made out of a banana?
    A:A slipper

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  • Q.How do billboards talk?
    A:Sign language

 

  • Q.Why is there a wall around the cemetry?
    A:Because people are dying to get in.

 

  • Q.What do u call a sleeping bull?
    A:A Bull-dozer

 

  • Q.What’s a moth’s life motto?
    A:Always look on the bright side

 

  • Q.Where do snowmen keep their money?
    A:In snow banks

 

  • Q.why did the man put his money in the freezer?
    A:He wanted cold hard cash.

 

  • Q.why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
    A:They kept dropping their trunks.

 

  • Q.Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
    A:Because he was a little shellfish.

 

  • Q.What bow can’t be tied?
    A:A Rainbow

 

  • Q.What do u call bears with no ears?
    A:B

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  • Q.What do u call a belt with a watch on it?
    A:A waist of time

 

  • Q.What has one head,one foot and four legs?
    A:A Bed

 

  • Q.Why is England the wettest country?
    A:Because the queen has reigned there for years.

 

  • Q.Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    A:Because it was not peeling well.

 

  • Q.Where di the computer go to dance?
    A:To a disc-o

 

  • Q.Who earns a living driving their customers away?
    A:A Taxi driver.

 

  • Q.What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
    A:Firecrackers

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  • Q.What is the astronaut’s favorite place on the computer?
    A:The Space bar

 

  • Q.What did the traingle say to the circle?
    A:You’re pointless

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  • Q.What kind of button won’t unbutton?
    A:A belly button

 

  • Q.What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
    A:where’s pop corn.

 

  • Q.How d ou make an egg roll?
    A:You push it.

 

  • Q.What do u call security guards workin outside Samsung shops?
    A:Gaurdians of the Galaxy.

 

  • Q.why dont they play poker in the jungle?
    A:Too many cheetahs.

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  • Q.why is the sky so unhappy?
    A:It has the blues.

 

  • Q.Have u seen the movie Constipation?
    A:No,it has not come out yet.

 

  • Q.why do guys play baseball?
    A:To get the first base.

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  • Q.How do u make a swiss roll?
    A:Push him down a mountain.

 

  • Q.What do u call a man that irons clothes?
    A:Iron man

 

  • Q.why did the stadium get hot after the game?
    A:All of the fans left.

 

  • Q.Why did the bicycle fall over?
    A:It was too tired.

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  • Q.What do u call a police officer in bed?
    A:An undercover cop.

 

  • Q.How do u know when the moon has enough to eat?
    A:when it’s full

 

  • Q.What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
    A:You can’t tune a fish
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  • Q.what did the digital clock say to the randfather clock?
    A:Look grandpa no hands.

 

  • Q.Why did johnny throw the clock out of the window?
    A:Because he wanted to see time fly.

 

  • Q.what did the horse say when he fell?
    A:Help I’ve fallen and i can’t giddy up.

 

  • Q.What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
    A:Oh Snap!

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  • Q.What is heavy forward but not backward?
    A:Ton

 

  • Q.What pet makes the loudest noise?
    A:A trum-pet

 

  • Q.who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
    A:A Mer-Maid

 

  • Q.Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
    A:He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.

 

  • Q.What happenes if life gives you melons?
    A:Your dyslexic

 

  • Q.How do u make an Octopus laugh?
    A:With ten-tickles

 

  • Q.What dog keeps the best time?
    A:A watch dog.

 

  • Q.what kind of key opens a banana?
    A:A Monkey.

 

  • Q.What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
    A:Trouble

 

  • Q.What do u call a guy who never farts in public?
  • A:A private tutor.

 

  • Q.How did the farmer mend his pants?
    A:With cabbage patches.

 

  • Q.What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
    A:A Stamp

 

  • Q.What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
    A:A turkey!

 

  • Q.When do u stop at green and go at red?
    A:When you’re eating a watermelon!

 

  • Q.What do u call an alligator in a vest?
    A:An Investigator.

 

  • Q.Why did the traffic light turn red?
    A:You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

 

  • Q.What do u call two fat people having a chat?
    A:A heavy discussion

 

  • Q.Why did the robber take a bath?
    A:Because he wanted to make a clean gataway.

 

  • Q.What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    A:SUPPLIES

 

  • Q.Did you hear the joke about the roof?
    A:Never mind ,it’s over your head.

 

  • Q.Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
    A:Because his friend said dinner is on me.

 

  • Q.What do you call a fake noodle?
    A:An impasta

 

  • Q.What did you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A:Frostbite.

 

  • Q.What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
    A:Remorse code

 

  • Q.what do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    A:Nacho Cheese

 

  • Q.Why couldn’t dracula’s wife get to sleep?
    A:Because of his coffin.

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  • Q.What did the Hamburger name his daughter?
    A:Patty

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